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The Mediterranean Home Reset

Clear, clean and keep every room of your house with five things from the grocery store: lemon, white vinegar, baking soda, washing soda and olive-oil soap. Exact amounts, written down, one method to a page.

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198
pages in easy-read type
65
methods across 8 rooms
150
sources checked and listed
21
printable pages, also as their own file

Every method gets its own page

This is page 18, the Stovetop Grease Cutter, exactly as it appears in the book. All 65 methods use the same layout, so you always know where to look.

Page 18 of the book: the Stovetop Grease Cutter method
What you need
Exact amounts in US cups and tablespoons, with tick boxes and a picture of each thing, so you know what to look for.
Steps
Numbered, one action each. No guessing what "a splash" means.
Never
The surfaces and mixes to keep it away from, printed in red. Every method has one.
Honest limit
What the method won't do, so you don't waste an afternoon on it.
Checked against
The manufacturer, university extension service or US agency it was checked with. Where they disagree, the page says so.

What's inside, room by room

Each room has three parts: what to clear out, how to clean, and a short rhythm that keeps it that way. Open a room to see every method and its page.

The Kitchen9 methods, pages 13 to 27

Start here. It's the room you use most, so a little clearing shows the same evening. Nothing in this chapter asks you to buy anything.

  • The Everyday Wipepage 17
  • Stovetop Grease Cutterpage 18
  • Overnight Oven Pastepage 19
  • Microwave Steampage 20
  • Kettle Refreshpage 21
  • Tea-Line Mug Rubpage 22
  • Lemon Board Scrubpage 23
  • Citrus-Peel Vinegarpage 24
  • The Peel Trickpage 25
Pantry, Fridge and Freezer8 methods, pages 29 to 45

This is where the shopping waits, and where too much of it gets forgotten. Clear what you won't use, give everything else the place where it keeps best, and put a name and a date on it. A marker and a roll of masking tape will do most of the work.

  • Quiet Fridgepage 33
  • Shelf and Drawer Washpage 34
  • Freezer Defrostpage 35
  • Pantry Shelf Resetpage 36
  • Two-Drawer Crisperpage 37
  • Herb Glasspage 38
  • Flat-Bag Freezepage 39
  • Herb Cubes in Oilpage 40
  • Table: Where it keeps best
  • Table: Freezer times for best quality
Laundry9 methods, pages 47 to 65

The laundry room works hard and gets looked at last. This chapter clears its shelves, cleans the washer parts most of us never open, and gives exact amounts for the wash. Your washer's manual wins over every page here.

  • The Little Doorpage 50
  • The Seal at Six O'Clockpage 52
  • The Drawer and the Hole Behind Itpage 54
  • The Cleaning Cyclepage 55
  • The Softener Cuppage 56
  • Wash-Day Sodapage 57
  • Rust Spot on White Linenpage 58
  • Fresh-Spot First Aidpage 59
  • Lint Screen Washpage 60
  • Table: Which washer?
  • Table: Stain chart
Bathroom8 methods, pages 67 to 82

The bathroom is the smallest room in the house, so a little clearing shows the same evening. Most of what crowds it is bottles. Most of what dulls it is water, and the answer to that is a drier room, not a stronger cleaner.

  • Toilet Ringpage 71
  • Shower Glass Spraypage 72
  • Tub Film Wipepage 73
  • Grout Creampage 74
  • Chrome Faucet Wipepage 75
  • Aerator Soakpage 76
  • Fizz & Flushpage 78
  • Curtain and Mat Washpage 79
  • Table: Bathroom bottles that must never meet
Living Room and Floors9 methods, pages 84 to 102

The living room is where dust shows first and clutter likes to settle. Clear the surfaces, then clean from the ceiling down to the floor, and let each floor's maker have the last word. Almost everything in this chapter is done standing up.

  • Baseboards Standing Uppage 87
  • High-to-Low Dustingpage 89
  • Finished Hardwood Floorspage 90
  • Laminate and Vinyl Floorspage 91
  • Tile and Stone Floorspage 92
  • Upholstery by the Codepage 93
  • Rug & Cushion Refreshpage 95
  • Sunday Wood Shinepage 96
  • Golden Pastepage 97
  • Table: Which floor, which care
  • Table: Upholstery cleaning codes
Bedroom and Linen Closet8 methods, pages 104 to 119

This is the room where the day ends, so keep it simple: a clear nightstand, a linen closet you can read at a glance, and bedding washed the way its maker intends. Every method here starts with the sewn-in label.

  • The Weekly Sheet Washpage 107
  • The Pillow Washpage 108
  • Foam Pillow Airingpage 109
  • Comforter and Duvet Carepage 110
  • Mattress Vacuum and Turnpage 111
  • Seasonal Blanket Storagepage 112
  • The Towel Washpage 113
  • Fitted Sheet Fold and Pillowcase Bundlepage 114
  • Table: Bedding care quick chart
Doors, Windows and Entry9 methods, pages 121 to 137

Everything comes into a house through a door or a window: the light, the weather, and the dirt on our shoes. This chapter clears the spot by the door, washes the glass, and closes the small gaps where the cold slips in. One job an evening is plenty.

  • Window Waterpage 124
  • Mirror Wipepage 125
  • Track and Sill Cleanpage 126
  • Gentle Screen Washpage 127
  • Door and Handle Washpage 128
  • The Two-Mat Doorpage 129
  • The Draft Huntpage 130
  • The Door Snakepage 132
  • One-Window Weatherstrippage 134
  • Table: Which weatherstrip goes where
Closets and the Things We Keep5 methods, pages 139 to 152

A closet is where the decisions we put off go to wait, because the door closes on them. This chapter clears the clothes, coats and shoes first, then the shelves that ask for more care: photographs, old phones, papers, and the things with a person attached. Go slowly; none of it has to be finished in a day.

  • Closet Shelf and Rod Wipepage 143
  • Out-of-Season Clothes, Clean and Drypage 144
  • Leather Shoe Carepage 145
  • Photo and Paper Boxpage 146
  • Quilts and Heirloom Linenspage 147
  • Table: Before it goes in the donation bag
  • Table: Photo and keepsake storage: do and don't

Came from a video? Find its page

The methods from these episodes of Yemma’s Clean House are in the book. New episodes are added in free updates.

EpisodePages
The Old Door Trick That Keeps Cold Air Out All Winter122, 124, 129, 130, 132, 134
How to Clean Baseboards Without Bending Over87
How to Clean a Front-Load Washer: the Filter Most People Never Open48, 50, 52, 54, 55
How to Clean With Lemons: 13 Jobs Around the House20, 21, 22, 23, 25, 58, 71, 72, 75, 76, 97

Look inside

Real pages, with their page numbers. Tap a page to see it full size.

Page 12 Every chapter opens with a full-page photo of the job
Page 13 The chapter's contents, with its videos
Page 51 Step by step pages for the fiddly jobs
Page 10 What to look for at the store
Page 11 The Never-Mix chart
Page 153 Through the year: three small jobs a month
Page 164 When something goes wrong
Page 179 Recipe cards to print and cut out

Also in the book

Through the year

4 season pages and a month-by-month plan: three small jobs a month, never a lost weekend. Fall readies the house for the cold and for Thanksgiving.

What each ingredient is

All 12 pantry items as they look on a US shelf, which aisle they're in, what not to confuse them with, and how long they keep. Washing soda is not baking soda.

When something goes wrong

29 common problems in plain words, from a musty washer to streaky windows, with what to try and when to stop and call the maker.

Printables

31 recipe cards to cut out, a checklist for each room, a year planner, pantry and freezer logs, and the Never-Mix poster. They come as a separate 21-page file too, so you can print just those.

How every method was checked

Each method was checked against at least one manufacturer's care instructions, a US university extension service, or federal guidance. All 150 sources are listed at the back of the book, chapter by chapter. Among them: USDA FSIS, Natural Stone Institute, US EPA, Univ. of Georgia & Univ. of Arkansas Extension, Univ. of Kentucky, Arm & Hammer, Whirlpool, KitchenAid, John Boos, Lodge Cast Iron, National Center for Home Food Preservation, USDA FoodKeeper, US FDA, University of California, Univ. of Illinois Extension, Univ. of Missouri Extension, Michigan State Univ. Extension, Univ. of Maine Extension, UMass Amherst, Oregon State Univ. Extension, NC State Extension, Colorado State Univ. Extension, Univ. of Georgia Extension, Woodmark, and more.

Where a maker says no, the book says no. Where the sources disagree, the book tells you and sends you to your own manual. A few methods are home methods that no maker writes about; those are marked, and they always start with a test on one item.

These mixes clean, shine and freshen. None of them is a disinfectant, and the book never claims they kill anything.

Is this book for you?

It is, if you

  • want the amounts written down, not guessed from a video
  • would rather use five pantry things than a cupboard full of sprays
  • like to know why something works, and where it won't
  • want a book you can flip through, print from and keep by the sink

It isn't, if you

  • need recipes that disinfect or sanitize: none of these do
  • want recipes with bleach: there are none
  • need a printed book today: the paperback isn't out yet, though the PDF prints well at home
  • are looking for pest control, or health claims of any kind
Yemma Zohra, the AI presenter of Yemma’s Clean House

About Yemma

Yemma Zohra presents Yemma’s Clean House on YouTube. She is an AI-generated presenter, not a real person, and we won't pretend otherwise. There's no invented life story in this book.

The methods are inspired by Mediterranean household habits and checked against the public guidance of manufacturers, extension services and US agencies. The book is written with AI assistance and published by Smara Digital LLC. How this book was made.

30 days, and you keep the book

If the book isn't useful to you, write to hello@themediterraneanhousehold.com within 30 days of buying, and we'll refund you in full. You don't need to send anything back or explain.

Questions

How do I get the book after I pay?

The download link appears on the screen as soon as you pay, and it's emailed to you too. Tap it and the book opens. On a phone or tablet it opens like any document; on a computer it downloads as a PDF. If anything goes wrong, write to hello@themediterraneanhousehold.com and a person will send it to you.

Is there a printed copy?

A paperback for Amazon is being prepared; it isn't available yet. The PDF prints well at home on US Letter paper, and you can print only the pages you need.

Is this a subscription?

No. One payment, and the book is yours. There's no account to create and nothing renews.

I lost my file. Can I get it again?

Yes. Use the link in your receipt email any time, or write to us with the email you bought with.

Is the big type really easy to read?

The text is set at 13.5 point, larger than most books, with one method to a page and plenty of space. On a tablet you can zoom in further.

Are the amounts in cups and tablespoons?

Yes, US cups, tablespoons and quarts throughout, and US store names for every ingredient.

Will it work on my granite, marble or wood?

Every method lists where never to use it. Natural stone, finished wood and some vinyl floors get their own rules, and the book sends you to the maker's care sheet when it matters.

Do these mixes disinfect?

No. They clean, shine and freshen. If you need to disinfect, use a product registered for that and follow its label.

Is Yemma a real person?

No. Yemma Zohra is an AI-generated presenter. The methods come from public guidance by manufacturers, extension services and US agencies, all listed in the book.

Do I get updates?

Yes. When a maker changes its instructions, or a reader finds something that doesn't work in her home, we fix it, and every updated edition is free from the same link.

Can I share the file?

The book is for your personal use, so please don't share or resell the file. You're welcome to print pages for your own home.

Start with one room tonight

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